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TO MY REAL
FRIEND
Anonymous
When you are sad.... I will get
you drunk and help you plot revenge against the
scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared... I will
laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I
get.
When you are worried... I will
tell you how much worse it could be, and to quit
whining.
When you are confused... I will
use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick...I will hold
your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall... I will point
and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath... I pledge
till the end.
"Why," you may
ask?... Cuz you're my real friend. |
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